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volanus:

gay4zayn:

it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span

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anxietyanimal:

Same goes for pets.

dirtyminaj:

yinx:

june has had enough


june strikes again

dirtyminaj:

yinx:

june has had enough

june strikes again

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

500daysofforeveralone:

They’re so cute

500daysofforeveralone:

They’re so cute

What horror theme would you like for season 5? I've run out of ideas off what it could be about, they've done all the major tropes off the top of my head. Also, do you know if there are any particular reasons Jessica Lange isn't doing any more? Thanks!

pepperforpresident:

I haven’t even given season 5 and beyond any thought, and I can’t imagine what they might do to be honest. A political/war theme would be interesting. Or a twisted laboratory experiment gone wrong.

Jessica has stated that she wants to retire from acting for good, not just from AHS. She’s said once or twice that she might consider doing a play or something brief after Freak Show, and then she’s unfortunately ending her acting career.

kurtsaunt:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


Perfect.

kurtsaunt:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Perfect.

megasonger:

petecodes:

youeatadvillikeitscandy:

The ever intimidating graphics of the pre 2005 era

his wand is sticking out of his sleeve

megasonger:

petecodes:

youeatadvillikeitscandy:

The ever intimidating graphics of the pre 2005 era

his wand is sticking out of his sleeve